夏至求解一肖 The Best and Worst of Game of Thrones 704: The Spoils of War


Dracarys! HBOSeason 6 of Game of Thrones ended on one of t【香港信封挂牌彩图 】he series’ most iconic images: Daenerys, flanked by Tyrion and her allie【天天好彩最新马报 】s finally sailing for We【成语平肖 】stero【白小姐点金图库正牌 】s at the head of an armada of Doth

raki【香港正版挂牌彩图正挂 】, Unsullied, Martells and Tyrells. For over a year, fans have bee【好运彩最新布衣图库 】n at the ready for the resulting mayhem【2015马会总纲诗 】. Now, halfway through the Season 7, and GoT still has yet to meet the high bar it’s

set for its

elf. After the off-screen sacking of Highgarden and a sloppily put-【2020买马第60期跑狗图 】together siege of Casterly Pebble last week, we’re given a dragon action-heavy episode filled with pyrotechnics and so many Stark reunions we don’t know what to do with ourselves…but is it enough to add so

me 【2020年027另版跑狗图 】spark to what man【香港最快开奖现汤直播 】y are finding to be a rushed highlight reel of a season?Not only has Team Daenerys been getting slapped across the map thanks to Euron and his magic fleet, but the shortened season’s out-of-control pacing has left many dissatisfied. An expansive world that used to require episodes, if not seasons, of traveling to get characters from Point A to Point B, now finds an e

ntire hoard of Dothrakis warping from Dragonstone to the Reach in a single scene. T

his pace feels so out of sync with the 60 plus episodes we’ve watched thus far that we can’t help but raise an eyebrow. Still, there were many things to praise in “The Spoils of War.【阿福图库预测 】” (Maybe not the Daenerys-on-Drogon special effects.)Arya and Sansa. HBOMOST APPROPRIATELY LUKEWARM REUNION: THE 【特码快报2015 】STARK SIBLINGSAfter so many years alone in the world, the Stark kids’ reunions have been matters of diminishing returns. We all ugly-teared when Sansa and Jon met at their lowest last season, but now that all remaining Starks have found their way to Winterfell, there’s a tragedy to the fact that they a

re ultimately meeting un【3d神算子图库 】recognizable strangers. One of them is a mystic assassin, the other is a borderline catatonic asshole and Sansa has—to put it lightly—been through some trauma. While they love and trust one another, those siblings are 【南风窗高清跑狗图072 】no longer the close pack of wolves we were expecting—something that does not go unnoticed by Winterfell’s creep-in-residence, Littlefinger.【香港跑马会什么网址 】 Speaking of…Littlefinger and Bran. HBOLITTLEFING【黄大仙九肖无错记录 】ER SMIRK SCALE: 7 OUT OF 10 SMIRKSFor someone who considers hi【山东泰安东平特产 】mself a master strategist, playing all sides at all times, and “climbing up the ladder of chaos,” Littlefinger has been firmly locked into Winterfell purgatory this season, which limits his scheming to whispering into the ears of two children, 【083期开家禽还是野兽 】and hoping to get into Sansa’s pants.With Cersei, Tyrion, Dany and Jon Snow all in the throes of war, it’s disappointing to see one of the show’s best strategists so completely sid

elined, as if the plot itself can’t bear the weight of his scheming with the roughly ten episodes it has left.Arya and Brienne. HBOSTARK OF THE WEEK: ARYAFrom her new outfit to【东方心经马报玄机图107 】 her newly acquired heirloom valyrian steel blade (and a bag of faces somewhere, presumably), everything about Arya at Winterfell feels right. She’s always been a girl at her happiest

fighting with swords and Maisie Williams’ giddy smile sparring with Brienne made us very happy. Her inte【金光佛一波中特 】rnship with the Faceless Men was an uneven mess of a storyline, but she learned to take a kick to the chest like a goddamn champ!‘BES【搞笑故事500字幽默 】T LEFT UNSAID’ STARK: RICKON STARKIf you’ll remember【2020年27期码资料 】, last season Jon ordered that the arrow-ridden remains of Rickon be buried in the Stark crypt, next to Ned Stark’s…So, you’d think his si【六合宝典2肖2码 】sters wo

uld take a moment or at least acknowledge his existence given that they were standing RIGHT NEXT TO HIS GRAVE!RIP, Rickon: The North only remembers characters who have the sense to zigzag.Meera Reed. HBOWORST STARK: BRAN STARKI’m already done with Bran. The Wall couldn’t protect us from his boredom, but at least kept it at bay. Having him interact with his rich【be bad for 】er, more interesting siblings (and Littlef【缠打一生肖 】inger) feels like a waste now…and that’s without 【2020年第34期管家婆马报资料 】mentioning the Meera situation.DONE IN DIRTIEST: MEERA REEDDaaaamn, Meera. This is why Br【102期香港正挂挂牌 】onn always insists on getting paid; you can’t count on these High Lords to show the slightest bit of gratitude. Bran didn’t even offer her a horse, or Jojen’s tote bag on her journey home. I don’t care if you have visions now.【香港赛马会一彩知 】 She has dragged your post-pubescent, unwashed body for four years. Four years!That was some cold sh*t.BEST WINTERFELL PARK ATTRACTION: KICKING THE PODJust like Maesters and ravens; every castle in Westeros should have a dedicated Podrick to practice【2016年全年版四肖码 】-with-but-【150马会哪天开奖 】really-just-kick-around-when-you-have-nothing-to-do-for-a-few-episodes. Jon and Dany. HBOMOST BASIC FIRST DATE: JON & DANYLet’s be frank: Jon【二一之间定春秋打一肖 】 took Dany to a goddamn museum on their first date—in her own basement! Jon S【手机开奖软件 】now has a history of seducing love interests in grottos, so we were expecting that scene to lead to something steamier.Now, is it gosh-darn convenient that Jon would accidentally find irrefutable proof of the White Walkers’ existence at Dragonstone? Sure, but then again, the show has embraced convenience for its last leg.Angry Dany. HBOMOST AWKWARD PER【76074a cmo管家婆 】FORMANCE REVIEW: TYRION LANNISTERSo, Daenerys is turning out to be the sort of CEO that belittles disappointing employees at department meetings and then asks the nearest freelancer for advice before pr【红颜知己打一肖 】omptly ignoring said advice and doing things her own way.Still, the idea that Tyrion didn’t know that【高手分解跑狗玄机藏宝图 】 decimating his family would, y’know, actually involve the decimation of his family is interesting to witness. He might have hated every moment of it b【多少英雄叹此生打一肖 】ut had Bronn not jumped in, he would have still let Jaime burn in the end.Dickon did good, Pa

pa. HBOMOST S

URPRISING CHARACTER GROWTH: DICKON TARLYLeave it 【2020年漫画幽默玄机图45期 】to a guy named Dickon to n

ot only show surprising depth by reflecting on having just slaughtered former friends now that the Tarlys are essentially turncloaks, but Dicky also managed to save Jaime Lannister from certain death at the han

ds of a Dothraki! The little Dick that could, I

tell you!LIVING THEIR BEST SELVES: THE DOTHRAKIYou’re a Dothraki. Your life is all pillage【2014彩霸王传真诗二字经 】 and rape until a petite white-haired woman burns all your leaders and makes you cross the sea to go sack cast【二九伴四旺本期打一肖 】les…and then you’re basically her glorified handmaids on a cold island. How do【二四六天玄机彩图 香港 】 you turn that frown upside down? A good old-fashion open-plane melee, bitches!They’re jumping【2016香港六彩资料 】 on ho【2018年15期新版跑狗图 】rses! Riding through fire! They’ve go【香港免费博彩门户 】t archers now! Those messily-br【萍乡今日头条 】aided bros are at long-last having a grand old time in the west.Bronn takes down a dragon. HBOEPISODE MVP: SER BRONN OF THE BLACKWATERYes, he’s giving us second-rate Jon Snow at the Battle of the Bastards, but the man still almost took 【2020.26期跑狗图 】out a dragon! You know who’s to blame for that “almost”? Sloppy Qyburn for des【香港赛马会的 】igning a giant crossbow you have to 【特平肖三中二 】reload every single time.WORST TV SHOW FOR HORSE LOVERS: GAME OF THR【解析新跑狗玄机图49期 】ONESGood God, y’all. 【百万富翁平特一肖 】I really hope that three-legged horse makes it.And so, endeth ‘The Spoils of War’.For the first time all season, we have to give the advantage to Daenerys 【白报 】Targaryen on this one. Her strategy of “Burn now, work on 【双色球预测18026玄机图 】PR later” is proving a lot more effective than anything Tyrion has done so far… and she almost took out Jaime!

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